May 2012
So fucking fucking fucking sad!
In less than 25 days, I’m moving out of my apartment.
This has been my favorite location to live at so far. The balcony view never grew old. The amenities that came with this place were beyond ideal. I am conveniently located close to everything whether it be bars, local restaurants, beautiful parks, freeways, grocery stores, the center city, etc.
On top of having to move, I have to temporarily give my precious little boy away - Brutus, my cat - because my dad is allergic to cats.
Oh, yes, I will be moving in with my parents. Thankfully, I’m very close with them and that’s not as big of an issue as it would be for most.
Change isn’t always good. Sometimes, it’s severely sad!
I wish I had a penis so that I could properly fantasize about Kimbra wrapping her DSLs around me.
I have a feeling that some of my friends are sincerely embarrassed to be seen in public with me.
Phillip Phillips
Says “you know” after or before every sentence.
Other than that, I love him!
