Take a Chill Peele

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I wish...

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I wish I could quit my job and spend my days crocheting, reading, painting, drawing and traveling.

Call in the Night, Part I

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:21:00 -0400

A week ago, I signed up for Call in the Night. I’ve had a dream every night since then. I wake up around 2am, check my phone to make sure I didn’t miss their call and I force myself to wake up long enough to record my dream. I started to lose hope on getting a call, until last night.

My body and subconscious mind have a pretty routine habit. I sleep soundly and I don’t wake up until my morning alarm goes off. My phone rarely does anything at the wee hours of the night or the booty-crack of dawn and my fuzzy brain interprets all noise from my phone as being my alarm, so those few times when it breaks the habit, I naturally react to it as if it is the snooze button. That is exactly what happened last night.

I woke up to myself tapping the snooze button at 2:17 in the morning. I have no memory of hearing my phone ringing but all I know is I can’t manage to turn the alarm off. Once I hit the right spot, everything was quiet again. Well, until I heard a small voice. I quickly lifted my head and looked at my phone with one eye open, rapidly blinking with anticipation for my vision to focus so I could understand why my morning alarm suddenly sounds like a distant voice. The only thought I could come up with was that through all of my tapping, I managed to call someone and I was hearing their voicemail so I ended the call.

A moment later, I realize it was Call in the Night calling me. The voice I heard on the phone was probably someone just as put off as I was and all they experienced was someone tapping on their phone before being hung up on.

I’ve waited a week to tell a stranger my dream of the night and to hear theirs in return. Luckily, I’ve agreed to be connected to a stranger at night as many times as the creator wishes or until I’ve given up on my subconscious brain and decide to discontinue my attempt to be apart of the dream tellers.

So all in all, my first experience with Call in the Night went exactly how I thought it would go.

You want to know what sound is hot?

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:04:28 -0400

The sound of a hot guy undoing his belt.

What’s not hot is the sound of him peeing a moment later.

Dream(s)

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:32:00 -0400

I was at some type of meeting and apparently a guy was paying attention to me the whole time. Moments later, I’m sitting on a couch or bench and this guy comes and sits near me, asking me a bunch of questions. He is obviously interested in me but he was too attractive and lacked personality. He came off as a hot idiot. He said that he used to work for the same company that I currently work at and now he works at a grocery store. The way he said it made it seem like it was an ideal situation but I thought to myself “why would anyone think that’s a good idea?”

Later in my dream, I’m walking through my grandma’s neighborhood except it isn’t her real neighborhood. My little brother, Jesse, is hanging out in the neighborhood with a big group of friends and I’m walking around trying to find him. I eventually do and when I see him, he’s fighting with some guy. Everyone is crowded around and I run towards the fight, pushing everyone out of the way. Somehow everyone knows I’m his older sister and “you shouldn’t mess with sisters” (that’s how it seemed in the dream). The guy that Jesse is fighting becomes a banana and I viciously break it apart. Everyone is watching me kill the guy (which is what I’m doing when I pull apart the banana). Everyone that saw me, acted so nonchalant. I knew this guy had a girlfriend and I was scared that she was going to try to kill me when she found out I killed her boyfriend. I also thought all his friends would eventually try to kill me but instead, they went to hang out in some house and got really high. The guy who was interested in me was apart of that group.

I ran home but took a ridiculous route out of fear that someone was going to follow me and kill me. As I was headed home, I started lucid dreaming and I told myself “it’s just a banana. He’s still alive!”

I woke myself up after that thought and I checked my phone to see if Call In The Night had called me. They didn’t so I quickly wrote a rough draft of my dream to record in detail this morning.

I went back to sleep and had another smaller dream about me having a baby. I didn’t go through labor of anything, I just suddenly had one. He was the most cuddly and well behaved baby. He never cried. After a day of having him, I realized I didn’t have any baby things and I was mad that no one threw me a baby shower.

If anyone would like to take a stab at interpreting my dream, go for it!

I’m about to go for a run and I hope it rains! #nofilter...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:10:14 -0400

I’m about to go for a run and I hope it rains! #nofilter #clt #charlotte

I officially have more followers on my special blog than I do on this, more personal, blog.

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:35:53 -0400

I officially have more followers on my special blog than I do on this, more personal, blog.

So disturbing

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:06:55 -0400

I can hear my roommate’s dude’s balls slapping against her.

Other than that, they have very quiet sex.

Das me!

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:49:01 -0400

Das me!

Dirty Alphabet

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:48:46 -0400

A is for Asshole

B is for Boobs

C is for Cunt

D is for Dick

E is for Erotic

F is for Fuck

G is for Gag

H is for Humping

I is for Insertion

J is for Jacking Off

K is for Kissing

L is for Licking

M is for Moaning

N is for Nipples

O is for Orgasm

P is for Penetration

Q is for Queef

R is for Rimjob

S is for Sucking

T is for Thrusting

U is for Unbutton

V is for Vagina

W is for Whipping

X is for X-Rated

Y is for Yanking

Z is for Zip

All Things Nautical

Tue, 07 May 2013 09:28:47 -0400

All Things Nautical:

This blog is so much cooler than my own blog.

You should follow it!

Sometimes I hope I die before my parents do so that I won’t have to deal with the pain of...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:40:48 -0400

Sometimes I hope I die before my parents do so that I won’t have to deal with the pain of losing one or both of them.

I feel like that, alone, would kill me. I don’t think I could handle it.

I hang out with my parents…A LOT…to take advantage of them while they are still here.

This face looks so much more creepy in person

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:06:13 -0400

This face looks so much more creepy in person

It’s strange how I go a long period of time without hearing from any guys, then all in one...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:47:31 -0400

It’s strange how I go a long period of time without hearing from any guys, then all in one day, four guys contact me and none of them are the exact person I deep down wanted it to be.

The Farmers Fork, Mt Holly. They only use locally farmed foods.

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:39:34 -0400

The Farmers Fork, Mt Holly. They only use locally farmed foods.

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